If You Hate Dogs, I Hate You – And My Dog Probably Does Too
You ever meet someone who says, “I don’t like dogs”? Yeah, that’s a red flag. A big one. Dogs are literally fluffy bundles of joy that ask for nothing but food, belly rubs, and your undying loyalty. If someone can’t even pretend to like dogs, I immediately start questioning their entire personality.
Now, I get it—some people have allergies, some had a bad experience as kids, and some just prefer cats (which is kinda suspicious too, but we’ll let that slide… for now). But if someone just straight-up hates dogs? That’s a different story. It’s like hating pizza or naps—what kind of person does that? Probably the same kind who steals office snacks and laughs at those sad puppy commercials.
On the flip side, let’s talk about the second part of this rule: Always trust a dog that doesn’t like a person. Because let me tell you—dogs have a sixth sense for shady behavior. You know that scene in movies where the dog growls at the “nice” neighbor who later turns out to be a serial killer? Yeah, that’s real. If my usually friendly pup suddenly starts side-eyeing someone like they owe him money, I’m taking notes. Maybe it’s the scent, the energy, or just an ancient canine instinct, but dogs know.
I once had a dog who barked at exactly one person in his whole life—some dude my cousin was dating. A few months later? Turns out the guy was cheating, lying, and basically a human dumpster fire. The dog knew before anyone else did.
So, moral of the story? If you hate dogs, I don’t trust you. And if my dog doesn’t trust you, neither do I. Simple.
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